» If I Were…

If I were a month, I’d be January
If I were a day of the week, I’d be tuesday
If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a bluespotted ribbontail ray
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be an entertainment station
If I were a gemstone, I’d be rose quartz

If I were a flower, I’d be foxglove
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be cloudy rain
If I were a color, I’d be cerulean
If I were an emotion, I’d be nervousness
If I were a fruit, I’d be a pineapple
If I were an element, I’d be water
If I were a place, I’d be a movie theatre
If I were a taste, I’d taste like artificially flavoured watermelon
If I were a scent, I’d be peach

If I were an object, I’d be a jukebox
If I were a body part, I’d be an ear
If I were a song, I’d be Enchanted by Taylor Swift
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be ballet flats

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

pixiedust-paycheck:

mydisneydaze:

Lane wore her new Snow White ‘rags’ dress to Disney today. She even had a couple little bird friends join her. And of course, she had to visit the wishing well. ;)

This little babe, omg <3

snowhayleyflake:

idk just do it ily

bonnsexuality:

sam-cortland:

Never apologize for your fluency in english.
If you have a different mother tongue, you are under no obligation to know english at all, let alone fluent english.
Never let anyone make you feel bad for not speaking proper english.
Be proud of your mother tongue.
Why should we learn their language when they mock and refuse to learn our own.

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paperseverywhere:

my fave trolls makin’ the runs 

ginathethundergoddess:

glasmond:

weloveshortvideos:

Run for your lives!

I can’t believe it

THIS IS MY OTHER FAVOIRTE VINE

dracumon:

wendymabelaraneaprenderghast:

Went to Jo Ann’s today and saw this cute fleece fabric. It’s not 7D but it made me think of dracumon anyway.

I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT

well lookie here i fount it online

ultrafacts:

jesperidamnati:

tigerach:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

I love this picture that goes with it

Like he’s got his fists raised

WHY CAN’T I REMEMBER ANYTHING”

"WHYYYYYY???!!"

Both the male and female Pacific Octopus experiences senescence after mating.  The males wander the ocean aimless and starve to death or are hunted by predators as they float aimlessly and the females die almost immediately after the eggs hatch due to starvation.

(Source) for info above

psychocereals:

Many people will be so confused when logging onto deviantart and that makes my day god i love hussie

Plays:
1,208,227 plays

sixpenceee:

forgottenxremains:

queenelsaofarenderp:

sixpenceee:

THE SPONGEBOB THEME SONG SLOWED BY 800% WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS

This was no joke, sweet dreams

ORIGINAL VIDEO 

NOPE BYE

HOLY SWEET JESUS YOU CAN HEAR THE CRIES OF THE PITIFUL SOULS FROM HELL

DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU!

Went to Jo Ann’s today and saw this cute fleece fabric. It’s not 7D but it made me think of dracumon anyway.

sarahthegc:

Maidmarians’ Villain Challenge 

       5.  A Villain Quote: King Candy

"Have some CANDY!”