» If I Were…
If I were a month, I’d be January
If I were a day of the week, I’d be tuesday
If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a bluespotted ribbontail ray
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be an entertainment station
If I were a gemstone, I’d be rose quartz
If I were a flower, I’d be foxglove
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be cloudy rain
If I were a color, I’d be cerulean
If I were an emotion, I’d be nervousness
If I were a fruit, I’d be a pineapple
If I were an element, I’d be water
If I were a place, I’d be a movie theatre
If I were a taste, I’d taste like artificially flavoured watermelon
If I were a scent, I’d be peach
If I were an object, I’d be a jukebox
If I were a body part, I’d be an ear
If I were a song, I’d be Enchanted by Taylor Swift
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be ballet flats
The ultimate dad joke compilation
Never apologize for your fluency in english.
If you have a different mother tongue, you are under no obligation to know english at all, let alone fluent english.
Never let anyone make you feel bad for not speaking proper english.
Be proud of your mother tongue.
Why should we learn their language when they mock and refuse to learn our own.
#if someone makes fun of your english#they probs only speak english#so make fun of them for not being multilingual like u (via)
my fave trolls makin’ the runs
Run for your lives!
I can’t believe it
THIS IS MY OTHER FAVOIRTE VINE
Went to Jo Ann’s today and saw this cute fleece fabric. It’s not 7D but it made me think of dracumon anyway.
I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT
well lookie here i fount it online
Many people will be so confused when logging onto deviantart and that makes my day god i love hussie
THE SPONGEBOB THEME SONG SLOWED BY 800% WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS
This was no joke, sweet dreams
HOLY SWEET JESUS YOU CAN HEAR THE CRIES OF THE PITIFUL SOULS FROM HELL
DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU!
Maidmarians’ Villain Challenge
5. A Villain Quote: King Candy
"Have some CANDY!”